Happy Let-Your-Daughter-Fix-the-Economy Day!
Sad Guys on Trading Floors
I don’t know guys, what do you think? A poop joke? Too easy? I mean, it really does look like he’s pooping. Everyone loves a good poop joke, right? Am I over thinking this? Ok, we’ll just go with the poop joke.
*deep breath*
HEY LOOK! I’M A SAD GUYS POOPING ON TRADING FLOORS DOT TUMBLR DOT COM!
It SadGuysOnTradingFloors Kids Edition!
Hey kids, find Waldo and your parents get to keep their 401k’s!
So I says to him, “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!” and I threw those papers all over the floor back there and he’s all “YOU PICK THAT UP” and I was all “DO IT YOURSELF, BITCH!”
Thinking…
Thinking…
Thinking…
Nope, I can’t think of one person more handsome than me.
I will not do jello shots again.
I will not do jello shots again.
I will not do jello shots again.
Ow ow ow ow ow.
Hey Guys!! Twitter is down! So I’m just going to shout my updates at you!
I’m at work! Trading! L-O-L
