Sad Guys on Trading Floors

"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."
November 18
Mike ponders the message the magic eight ball has given him.
Mike ponders the message the magic eight ball has given him.
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Do I look sad enough for the blog yet? How about now?
Do I look sad enough for the blog yet? How about now?
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Joe and Jeff play the whisper game.
Joe and Jeff play the whisper game.
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Sad? Paralyzed by anxiety? Essentially the same thing.
Sad? Paralyzed by anxiety? Essentially the same thing.
November 15
The market responded favorably to a WACKYNESS injection in the GOOFY sector.
The market responded favorably to a WACKYNESS injection in the GOOFY sector.
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hahahahahaha! Look at that guy wearing a bow tie. Silly!
hahahahahaha! Look at that guy wearing a bow tie. Silly!
November 14
I’m watching you, Dow Jones Industrial Average. Yeah you.
I’m watching you, Dow Jones Industrial Average. Yeah you.
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I didn’t mean to activate the Doomsday Machine.
I didn’t mean to activate the Doomsday Machine.
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Just like a prayer, I’ll take you there.
Just like a prayer, I’ll take you there.
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I’ve been applying directly to forehead for weeks…
I’ve been applying directly to forehead for weeks…