"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."
Pick your caption:
- This happens every time I’m on the floor of the stock exchange.
- “Who ate my Go-gurt? Tell me, WHO ATE MY GO-GURT!”
- “What do you mean I can’t trade market-backed real estate derivatives anymore? Say it to my face!”
- “The new season of ‘Are We There Yet?’ starts soon on TBS. VERY FUNNY!”
Also, note how Jason Statham is the only one correctly responding to this scene.
Can I get more of that hair gel, please?
If you’d like to recreate this look for yourself, cover yourself in glue and run blindfolded through a Hot Topic for ten minutes.
After two years, a guy gets a little tired of looking at photos of stock traders. There are so many other deserving photos that need to be posted with somewhat amusing captions. So the brilliant and extremely attractive author of Sad Guys on Trading Floors has created another Tumblr to eat up even more of his free time: Party People KC.
So if you’re into tipsy hipsters, please give it a follow.
“Picking Stocks.”
This is Jersey Shore’s Snooki on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange. Our economy now has syphilis.
His financial future is so bright, he’s gotta wear shades.
Just kidding. He’s blind.
What exactly is he miming here?
Jerry caused a trading disruption that lead to a $45 million loss, that’s why he’s in time out.
He brought the stool from home just so he could do this pose.
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