2008

Mike ponders the message the magic eight ball has given him.

Do I look sad enough for the blog yet? How about now?

Joe and Jeff play the whisper game.

Sad? Paralyzed by anxiety? Essentially the same thing.

The market responded favorably to a WACKYNESS injection in...

hahahahahaha! Look at that guy wearing a bow tie. Silly!

I’m watching you, Dow Jones Industrial Average. Yeah...

I didn’t mean to activate the Doomsday Machine.

Just like a prayer, I’ll take you there.

I’ve been applying directly to forehead for...

Joe waits anxiously for the shiba inu puppies to wake up...

No caption. This guy looks too freaking sad.

“Everyone shut up, let the man concentrate! He’s...

The weird part is that he’s not chewing gum. Traders...

Yes Rush? Am I on air? Oh, thanks for taking my call....

Guys! Guys! Settle down! You can all make out with me....

BLUE 42BLUE 42HUT HUT HUTHIKE

Don’t let ‘em see ya cry, Marty....

Invisible trumpet.

Gather ‘round all ye traders! I shall regale you with...

LonleyTrader15.

America nose smells only freedom.

Good lord…what is that smell? It’s like tuna...

Hahaha, guys, check it out, I look like one of those Asian...

They can’t make ME wear a tie to work, man. I...

Eww. Put your pants back on.

What? I just asked if you guys wanted to do some poll...

Allison went as a happy sad trader. Here’s what she...

Chris Shaffer went as the only thing scarier than a Sad...

The hell? Those people’s costumes look NOTHING like...

I forgot to set the DVR to record The View… AGAIN!

Here’s Paul Drake with an EPIC trader-stache. Paul, I...

Graham Smith has taken Sad Trader up a level to Hobo Trader....

Alex Hanna sent me his awesome Sad Trader pic. You can...

Cory’s friend Joe. Bonus points for the motion blur...

In what will be my new myspace profile image, Sahil Desai...

Antoinette Landragin pulled off a great sad trader complete...

Nate from The Apiary sent a photo of his great Sad Trader...

I call this move the NASDAQ SLAP!

The Dow rebounded early this morning thanks to Bill’s...

Hal decided to go as “The Scream” for Halloween.

See darling, this is the duvet cover that I think would look...

Don’t even ACT like I’m not aware of breast...

When these guys start a rock band, this will be their first...

Everyone regrets getting James a whistle for his birthday.

ZOMBIE TRADERS!

Coming this Spring to FOX: Raj is a high strung stock trader...

What’s that you say? Burgundy jackets and pink shirts...

You were right, Gary. This is an awesome hiding place....

Hey floating TV, I don’t like you.

Oh, yeah, you like this? This is my sexy trader pose.

Jon has begun storing funds from his 401k in his cheeks.

If you all clap, Tinkerbell will live and the market will...

Ugh. No, mom, the market isn’t fixed  yet.  Yes mom,...

No Larry, don’t. She’s not worth it man, just...

Gene Simmons busts out some opera tunes to entertain the...

I swear to god, dude, they were out to here.

Come on guys, everyone do it with me this time! ...

A market crisis?  That’s Inconceivable!

Oh John Mayer, take me away from all of this.

market is fallingtears fall from trader’s facesi will...

I AM VERY UPSET ABOUT THAT THING HAPPENING OVER THERE

So I says to her, “That’s totally how they do it...

In a move that he’d soon regret, Tom pledged to...

What’s this button do? Oh crap. I am not good at this.

I’m a PC, and I’m in a market free fall.

Fuzzy Nubbins Twayder Bear will surely restore confidence in...

Oh you’re naaasty. I’m gonna stick my tongue out...

OH MY GOD I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME

Well I’ll be damned, Cindy. You can fit an entire cue...

Hey forehead! High five!

Sad trader or ice cream headache. You decide.

*fffffffffpbpbpbpbpt* *fffffffffffffffffffffffffffbpbpbpt* No...

Good evening gentlemen. Our special this evening is a lovely...

Oh styrofoam cup. It’s just you and me now. Shhhh,...

I bet you thought I’d make “balding” joke...

Kevin takes a break from riding his lightcycle to check up...

Well golly gee! This market is all topsy turvy!

Phil, we brought you over here because… well…...

Let me think here… Cougar or MILF… hmmmm.  Yep,...

Frank realizes he missed a spot shaving in the shower.

Ok, the line went up a little. NOW can we go get a beer?

I can’t believe I let my wife get me hooked on Sudoku.

Yes, mom, I understand, you and dad were right. I...

Universal Studios’ least popular ride is the IMAX 3D...

This is a still from the upcoming film, “Mr....

Yeah, so these are basically all my monitors. I know,...

When you develop your signature pose, you have to give your...

That’s him! That’s the guy who made fun of my...

Russ takes Casual Friday at NYSE very seriously.

Girl I told you, I ain’t that baby daddy! Daaaamn.

Even a bad day on the trading floor is a good day to...

What the hell? Facebook is all different now!

Joe the Trader misses the simple days back when he was Joe...

This pen. It has a flavor.

That’s right, Ted. We’re going to capture a lot...

So I can put you down for 3 boxes of Thin Mints, then?

In a panicked rush to get to work before the opening bell,...

Ugh, again with the line graphs. Why not something...

I learned tradin’ on THE STREETS!  Recognize!

Oh my!  I knew that Jim was going to propose to Pam...

Well Mitch, it seems we won’t be working here much...

Well hello there, ladies. My name is Trevor. I’ll be...

Oh lord, that idiot’s going to put me on his blog...

Thanks for calling the Super Trader Hot Stock Tip Hotline....

Ha! That Marmaduke thinks that HE gets to drive the car!

Wait… what’s he doing in the kitchen? I swear,...

It’s a scratch, not a pick. Notice the absence of...

Yeah, so I told the salesguy that I only really needed one...

Ah, yes, very interesting. So that’s what it’d...

Oh. My. God. Do you see what Philip is wearing today?...

Gary, no!  Just let this one go.  The free market will take...

Oh my… you’re right, this market is hot. Guys,...

I LOVE JELLO

One number away from leet.

Ok Lou, I’ll explain this to you one more time....

Online poker is a bitch.

I’m sorry guys but I’m just going to come out...

Well, crap. I left soccer practice for this?

Oh my GOD! No one move! There’s a piece of pie on the...

Affordable term life insurance? At my age? Tell me more.

Woah, the Dow is up over 900 points today? Hey Larry, this...

Hey Tom, thank god I finally got you on the phone. Quick...

YES! I LOVE THIS SONG, TURN IT UP! VAN HALEN WOOOOOOOOOO!

I hope you can see this frown because I’m doing it as...

Some days I feel like this place is just closing in on me,...

I know what you’re thinking.  “Isn’t this...

Stupid Monday. One more game of solitare and I’ll get...

Dude. Wait, what?

I made you a capital gainz, but I eated it.

YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG

Let’s see here… he ordered the shrimp poppers...

My family went on a trip to France and left me…home...

Hey you guys! You guyyyys!  I got it!  Let’s put on a...

Holy crap!  Palin abused her power as governor?  But see...

Chaos on the trading floor has lead to Mad Max style...

Jim watches a very special episode of Life Goes On.

I will use my big burly biceps to pull the Dow out of the...

Sarah Palin is a… dude?!

Even looking at an on-screen image of Medusa can turn a man...

Taking LSD before going to work on the trading floor is not...

See Jimmy, that’s the New York Stock Exchange....

I didn’t realize it was a jalapeno.

Sadly, the market downturn has forced this Chinese brokerage...

After two years in community theater, Chad has excellent...

Again with this guy… I bet next he’ll fly over...

Woah, crap.  Check this out, CNN says there’s some...