I call this move the NASDAQ SLAP!
Oct 31st
The Dow rebounded early this morning thanks to Bill’s...
Oct 31st
Hal decided to go as “The Scream” for Halloween.
Oct 31st
See darling, this is the duvet cover that I think would look...
Oct 30th
Don’t even ACT like I’m not aware of breast...
Oct 30th
When these guys start a rock band, this will be their first...
Oct 30th
Everyone regrets getting James a whistle for his birthday.
Oct 29th
ZOMBIE TRADERS!
Oct 29th
Coming this Spring to FOX: Raj is a high strung stock trader...
Oct 29th
What’s that you say? Burgundy jackets and pink shirts...
Oct 28th
You were right, Gary. This is an awesome hiding place....
Oct 28th
Hey floating TV, I don’t like you.
Oct 28th
Oh, yeah, you like this? This is my sexy trader pose.
Oct 28th
Jon has begun storing funds from his 401k in his cheeks.
Oct 27th
If you all clap, Tinkerbell will live and the market will...
Oct 27th
Ugh. No, mom, the market isn’t fixed yet. Yes mom,...
Oct 27th
No Larry, don’t. She’s not worth it man, just...
Oct 24th
Gene Simmons busts out some opera tunes to entertain the...
Oct 24th
I swear to god, dude, they were out to here.
Oct 24th
Come on guys, everyone do it with me this time! ...
Oct 24th
A market crisis? That’s Inconceivable!
Oct 24th
Oh John Mayer, take me away from all of this.
Oct 24th
market is falling tears fall from trader’s faces i...
Oct 24th
I AM VERY UPSET ABOUT THAT THING HAPPENING OVER THERE
Oct 24th
So I says to her, “That’s totally how they do it...
Oct 24th
In a move that he’d soon regret, Tom pledged to...
Oct 24th
What’s this button do? Oh crap. I am not good at this.
Oct 24th
I’m a PC, and I’m in a market free fall.
Oct 24th
Fuzzy Nubbins Twayder Bear will surely restore confidence in...
Oct 23rd
Oh you’re naaasty. I’m gonna stick my tongue out...
Oct 23rd
OH MY GOD I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME
Oct 23rd
Well I’ll be damned, Cindy. You can fit an entire cue...
Oct 22nd
Watch
You’ve probably been thinking to yourself, “This blog is nice, but it’d be even...
Oct 22nd
Hey forehead! High five!
Oct 22nd
Sad trader or ice cream headache. You decide.
Oct 22nd
*fffffffffpbpbpbpbpt*
*fffffffffffffffffffffffffffbpbpbpt*
...
Oct 22nd
Good evening gentlemen. Our special this evening is a lovely...
Oct 22nd
Oh styrofoam cup. It’s just you and me now. Shhhh,...
Oct 21st
I bet you thought I’d make “balding” joke...
Oct 21st
Kevin takes a break from riding his lightcycle to check up...
Oct 21st
Well golly gee! This market is all topsy turvy!
Oct 21st
Phil, we brought you over here because… well…...
Oct 21st
Let me think here… Cougar or MILF… hmmmm. Yep,...
Oct 21st
Frank realizes he missed a spot shaving in the shower.
Oct 20th
Ok, the line went up a little. NOW can we go get a beer?
Oct 20th
I can’t believe I let my wife get me hooked on Sudoku.
Oct 20th
Yes, mom, I understand, you and dad were right. I...
Oct 20th
Universal Studios’ least popular ride is the IMAX 3D...
Oct 20th
This is a still from the upcoming film, “Mr....
Oct 20th
Yeah, so these are basically all my monitors. I know,...
Oct 20th
When you develop your signature pose, you have to give your...
Oct 18th
That’s him! That’s the guy who made fun of my...
Oct 18th
Watch
Unhappy trader at approximately 13 seconds.
Oct 17th
Russ takes Casual Friday at NYSE very seriously.
Oct 17th
Girl I told you, I ain’t that baby daddy! Daaaamn.
Oct 17th
Even a bad day on the trading floor is a good day to...
Oct 17th
What the hell? Facebook is all different now!
Oct 17th
Joe the Trader misses the simple days back when he was Joe...
Oct 16th
This pen. It has a flavor.
Oct 16th
That’s right, Ted. We’re going to capture a lot...
Oct 16th
So I can put you down for 3 boxes of Thin Mints, then?
Oct 16th
In a panicked rush to get to work before the opening bell,...
Oct 16th
Ugh, again with the line graphs. Why not something...
Oct 16th
I learned tradin’ on THE STREETS! Recognize!
Oct 16th
Oh my! I knew that Jim was going to propose to Pam...
Oct 16th
Well Mitch, it seems we won’t be working here much...
Oct 15th
Well hello there, ladies. My name is Trevor. I’ll be...
Oct 15th
Oh lord, that idiot’s going to put me on his blog...
Oct 15th
Thanks for calling the Super Trader Hot Stock Tip Hotline....
Oct 15th
Ha! That Marmaduke thinks that HE gets to drive the car!
Oct 15th
Wait… what’s he doing in the kitchen? I swear,...
Oct 15th
It’s a scratch, not a pick. Notice the absence of...
Oct 15th
Yeah, so I told the salesguy that I only really needed one...
Oct 15th
Ah, yes, very interesting. So that’s what it’d...
Oct 15th
Oh. My. God. Do you see what Philip is wearing today?...
Oct 14th
Gary, no! Just let this one go. The free market will take...
Oct 14th
Oh my… you’re right, this market is hot. Guys,...
Oct 14th
I LOVE JELLO
Oct 14th
One number away from leet.
Oct 14th
Ok Lou, I’ll explain this to you one more time....
Oct 14th
Online poker is a bitch.
Oct 14th
I’m sorry guys but I’m just going to come out...
Oct 14th
Well, crap. I left soccer practice for this?
Oct 14th
Oh my GOD! No one move! There’s a piece of pie on the...
Oct 14th
Affordable term life insurance? At my age? Tell me more.
Oct 14th
Woah, the Dow is up over 900 points today? Hey Larry, this...
Oct 13th
Hey Tom, thank god I finally got you on the phone. Quick...
Oct 13th
YES! I LOVE THIS SONG, TURN IT UP! VAN HALEN WOOOOOOOOOO!
Oct 13th
I hope you can see this frown because I’m doing it as...
Oct 13th
Some days I feel like this place is just closing in on me,...
Oct 13th
I know what you’re thinking. “Isn’t this...
Oct 13th
Stupid Monday. One more game of solitare and I’ll get...
Oct 13th
Dude. Wait, what?
Oct 11th
I made you a capital gainz, but I eated it.
Oct 11th
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG
Oct 11th
Let’s see here… he ordered the shrimp poppers...
Oct 11th
My family went on a trip to France and left me…home...
Oct 11th
Hey you guys! You guyyyys! I got it! Let’s put on a...
Oct 11th
Holy crap! Palin abused her power as governor? But see...
Oct 11th
Chaos on the trading floor has lead to Mad Max style...
Oct 11th
Jim watches a very special episode of Life Goes On.
Oct 10th
I will use my big burly biceps to pull the Dow out of the...
Oct 10th
Sarah Palin is a… dude?!
Oct 10th
Even looking at an on-screen image of Medusa can turn a man...
Oct 10th
Taking LSD before going to work on the trading floor is not...
Oct 10th
See Jimmy, that’s the New York Stock Exchange....
Oct 10th
I didn’t realize it was a jalapeno.
Oct 10th
Sadly, the market downturn has forced this Chinese brokerage...
Oct 10th
After two years in community theater, Chad has excellent...
Oct 10th
Again with this guy… I bet next he’ll fly over...
Oct 10th
Woah, crap. Check this out, CNN says there’s some...
Oct 10th
Oh shit, there’s Chad. I don’t want him to see...
Oct 10th
Are you there, God? It’s me, Margaret.
Oct 10th
Side effects of Ambien® include drowsiness, dizziness and in...
Oct 10th
That’s him! That’s the guy who stole my Heinz...
Oct 10th
What am I wearing? Come on baby, I’m at work right...
Oct 10th
Ok, next hand wins a 70% stake in Wachovia.
Oct 10th
Dude. Where’d you get this stuff? It’s…...
Oct 10th
ZORG PEEL OFF HUMAN COSTUME NOW
Oct 10th
Lidden to how fuddy my voice sownds whed I hode my nodse.
Oct 10th
I dunno man… sometimes I think I should just ditch...
Oct 10th
And if you look over here, you’ll see we have some...
Oct 10th
First the Cubs, now this. October? More like SUCKtober.
Oct 10th
Head scratch.
Oct 10th
Ok, yeah, I’m holding down the reset button down....
Oct 10th
No one ever asks me if I want to come to lunch. *sigh* No,...
Oct 10th
A little more shading on the hair..aaaand perfect! It looks...
Oct 10th
I say. You there with the camera, do stop these...
Oct 10th
My wife’s new moisturizer simply is not working.
Oct 9th
It’s not the unibrow’s fault!
Oct 9th
Hi Jesus, it’s me. Listen, I know I said I...
Oct 9th
*faint*
Oct 9th
These Haggar slacks are great for trading, jogging or even...
Oct 9th
No really, I’ve just got something in my eye.
Oct 9th
Tim Matheson, is that you?
Oct 9th
Ow ow ow. I’ll tell you what, I am NEVER doing jello...
Oct 9th
It’s downturn, not downpour.
Oct 9th
The new lotion in the executive bathroom smells kinda like...
Oct 9th
Hey Todd, come over here and check out this video. ...
Oct 9th
That sad traders blog is not funny at all. Did a...
Oct 9th
I used this same pose for my senior yearbook photo.
Oct 9th
Yes, he looks more intense than sad, but it’s all...
Oct 9th
Evidently, the Dow has now dropped to 420.
Oct 9th
Why won’t she call? I texted her ten times AND posted...
Oct 9th
Whatchoo talkin ‘bout, Market?
Oct 9th
This is a yoga posed called Downward Dow, really opens up...
Oct 9th
One of the Baldwin brothers works on Wall Street. I believe...
Oct 9th
Hey clever guy, put this one on your stupid...
Oct 9th
THESE are my match.com matches? Wait… mom??
Oct 9th
You’re going to let me know when you take the...
Oct 9th
Jay like to inject some COLOR and PIZAZZ into his...
Oct 9th
It’s often too loud on the trading floor to be heard...
Oct 9th
Thank god this man’s head was there to deflect the...
Oct 9th
Yes, Gary, I see what you’re saying. The captions on...
Oct 9th
Traders in Thailand can plug directly into the “Market...
Oct 8th
It’s mah house, I throws paypah where I WANT!
Oct 8th
With the financial downturn, the product necessary to glue...
Oct 8th
Going… going… going… gone.
Oct 8th
Even the stress relief squeezy toys on the trading floors...
Oct 8th
Nikkei, please.
WHAT WHAT!
Oct 8th
A classic expression of pure anguish makes a great companion...
Oct 8th
Shares of Sprite® were up sharply today on news of an...
Oct 8th
Ok ok ok. What was it that Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd did...
Oct 8th
I don’t know man, that’s what he said in the...
Oct 8th
The Philippine Stock Exchange cares LITTLE about your...
Oct 8th
Whooooaaaaaa.
Oct 8th
Ok, so we form an alliance. The other guys can’t know...
Oct 8th
Wait, click that link. AWWW MAN! Chuck rick-rolled us...
Oct 8th
Phew! That’s gotta be it, things can’t possibly...
Oct 8th
If I can just get my collar up a little higher I will become...
Oct 8th
*phsssst* These Fisher Price walkie talkies mom got us are...
Oct 8th
“Can I look yet?”
“No.”
“How...
Oct 8th
Let’s see… 5 across… Hey guys,...
Oct 8th
Seriously guys! Five dollar footlongs at Subway! It’s...
Oct 8th
It suddenly occurs to Roger that he should’ve ignored...
Oct 8th
Oh, the humanity.
Oct 8th
Sad trader? Check.
Scattered paper? Check.
American Flags?...
Oct 8th
Yeah, that’s right, two meatball subs, extra cheese...
Oct 8th
Ew ew ew ew ewwwww! Stop it!
Oct 8th
Uh oh. The market has gone from “face palm” to...
Oct 8th
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Oct 8th
They all made fun of Jim’s flag shirt. We’ll see...
Oct 8th
Hey Greg, check it out, I’m on top of the big sign! ...
Oct 8th
Hi! I’m an admin from a Flickr group called...
Oct 8th
Well, shit.
Oct 8th
So… many… numbers…
Oct 8th
FACT: The US financial crisis was orchestrated from Dubai in...
Oct 8th
Carl, don’t be like that, hear me out. I’m just...
Oct 8th
All this time I was supposed to be wearing my wedding ring...
Oct 8th
I would trade everything to get this FreeCreditReport.com...
Oct 8th
I’m no financial genius, but I’m guessing that...
Oct 8th
Yeah sorry honey, I’m not gonna be home in time for...
Oct 8th
Hey guys, check this out. Some jerk made a joke blog about...
Oct 8th
After losing a billion dollars, Tom remembers he still needs...
Oct 8th
AAAAACTING!
Oct 8th
I know, right? $700 billion free and clear. Ha! What do I...
Oct 8th
Maybe if I just adjust this LCD… and… yep, that...
Oct 8th
Gary, who am I? C’mon, guess! No idea? Seriously? ...
Oct 8th
THE HORROR
Oct 8th
Ted realizes that the guy on St. Mark’s Place who sold...
Oct 8th
Wake me when the line starts to go back up.
Oct 7th
LOL INVISIBLE TRADR CHAIR
Oct 7th
Thick black glasses? Wall Street must be going through an...
Oct 7th
Joe agonizes over his next Facebook status message: “I...
Oct 7th
“Tantrum Strategy.” Just hold your breath until...
Oct 7th
Ever see ‘Scanners’?
Oct 7th
Thinning? What? No, my hair is FINE.
Oct 7th
If he can just get his fist in his mouth…
Oct 7th
Rawr, Alna105. You can sell me off ANYtime.
Oct 7th
No dude, it’s cool, real mellow.
Oct 7th
Jazzhands will not save us now, my friend.
Oct 7th
Morrissey steps outside for a needed break from the carnage...
Oct 7th
Mama Mia! That’s a’spicy meatball!
Oct 7th
Unfortunately, God does not control the stock market. Or...
Oct 7th
THE VOICES! THEY’RE COMING BACK!
Oct 7th
He meant to say turkey with mayo, not ham with mustard.
Oct 7th
“Please, make the cruel machine stop.”
Oct 7th
Guess how many of those monitors he’s using for WoW.
Oct 7th
Market go down
Cowlick go up
Oct 7th
“No, my monitor was upside down. Shit. Bob is not...
Oct 7th
“See, it’s totally simple. For every transaction...
Oct 7th
D’oh.
Oct 7th
Just Do It™
Oct 7th
I am sad, as evidenced by the downward curvature of my...
Oct 7th
Scary enough, this scroll of paper actually IS the Hong Kong...
Oct 7th
Should’ve stuck with the professional wrestling...
Oct 7th
Traders share similar defense mechanisms as blowfish.
Oct 7th
I can’t add a caption to this that could possibly make...
Oct 7th
PHONES DAMNIT! WE NEED MORE FUCKING PHONES!
Oct 7th
It’s possible that this crisis started when traders...
Oct 7th
“Hail Mary full of grace…”
Oct 7th
Watch out! Scary graph!!! RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!
Oct 7th
A common way traders stay slim and trim is by purging each...
Oct 7th
From left to right: Sleepy, Drunk, Worried, Crapped Pants
Oct 7th
Cabbage Patch Trader
Oct 7th
“Oh shit! How will I afford to keep getting such...
Oct 7th
“Financial markets sadness overtakes me now a sad...
Oct 7th