Sad Guys on Trading Floors

Anderson Cooper headline today says, “Dow Jones...

Dec 2nd

HAHAHAHA THE ECONOMY KEEPS GOING TO HELL AND THEY KEEP...

Dec 1st

Ugh, wow, too much turkey. Never eating again, ever.

Dec 1st

hahaha, check this out. You type in 58008, then turn it...

Nov 26th

Synchronized Sadness.

Nov 26th

HEEEEEY YOUUUUU GUUUUYYYYYYYYYS

Nov 25th

Ho ho ho! Merry Thanksgiving!

Nov 25th

Traders reenact a scene from CATS.

Nov 24th

It seems like these pictures of traders in santa hats come...

Nov 24th

Heeeyyyyyyyy ohhhh eeyyyyy… I’m tradin ovah...

Nov 21st

I’m thinking of giving up this blog and starting...

Nov 20th

Screw this crap, I’m going home. I don’t even...

Nov 20th

Yes, that’s Gene Simmons. No, I don’t have...

Nov 19th

See, you put the seven of diamonds on that eight of spades...

Nov 19th

Mike ponders the message the magic eight ball has given him.

Nov 18th

Do I look sad enough for the blog yet? How about now?

Nov 18th

Joe and Jeff play the whisper game.

Nov 18th

Sad? Paralyzed by anxiety? Essentially the same thing.

Nov 18th

The market responded favorably to a WACKYNESS injection in...

Nov 15th

hahahahahaha! Look at that guy wearing a bow tie. Silly!

Nov 15th

I’m watching you, Dow Jones Industrial Average. Yeah...

Nov 14th

I didn’t mean to activate the Doomsday Machine.

Nov 14th

Just like a prayer, I’ll take you there.

Nov 14th

I’ve been applying directly to forehead for...

Nov 14th

Joe waits anxiously for the shiba inu puppies to wake up...

Nov 14th

No caption. This guy looks too freaking sad.

Nov 14th

“Everyone shut up, let the man concentrate! He’s...

Nov 10th

The weird part is that he’s not chewing gum. Traders...

Nov 10th

Yes Rush? Am I on air? Oh, thanks for taking my call....

Nov 8th

Guys! Guys! Settle down! You can all make out with me....

Nov 8th

BLUE 42 BLUE 42 HUT HUT HUT HIKE

Nov 7th

Don’t let ‘em see ya cry, Marty....

Nov 7th

Invisible trumpet.

Nov 7th

Gather ‘round all ye traders! I shall regale you with...

Nov 7th

LonleyTrader15.

Nov 6th

America nose smells only freedom.

Nov 6th

Good lord…what is that smell? It’s like tuna...

Nov 6th

Hahaha, guys, check it out, I look like one of those Asian...

Nov 6th

They can’t make ME wear a tie to work, man. I...

Nov 6th

Eww. Put your pants back on.

Nov 6th

What? I just asked if you guys wanted to do some poll work. ...

Nov 4th

Allison went as a happy sad trader. Here’s what she...

Nov 4th

Chris Shaffer went as the only thing scarier than a Sad...

Nov 4th

The hell? Those people’s costumes look NOTHING like...

Nov 3rd

I forgot to set the DVR to record The View… AGAIN!

Nov 3rd

Here’s Paul Drake with an EPIC trader-stache. Paul, I...

Nov 3rd

Graham Smith has taken Sad Trader up a level to Hobo Trader....

Nov 3rd

Alex Hanna sent me his awesome Sad Trader pic. You can...

Nov 3rd

Cory’s friend Joe. Bonus points for the motion blur...

Nov 3rd

In what will be my new myspace profile image, Sahil Desai...

Nov 3rd

Antoinette Landragin pulled off a great sad trader complete...

Nov 2nd

Nate from The Apiary sent a photo of his great Sad Trader...

Nov 1st