Sad Guys on Trading Floors

What did you get for #13? Oh, B! I knew it!

Mar 3rd

LensCrafters launches its new recession-themed ad campaign.

Mar 2nd

What’s that, giant blurry letters? You want me to kill...

Mar 2nd

This is the same face I make when I look at my 401k balance.

Mar 2nd

… … … Wait… what?

Feb 27th

It’s Ash Wednesday. The ashes in this case represent...

Feb 25th

Yes, Lord Bernanke! I am doing your will, Lord Bernanke!

Feb 24th

Sure, I could make a ‘Godzirra’ joke here. But...

Feb 24th

Hey Bill, what’s the name of the place that we work? I...

Feb 24th

I say! You there, fetch me a baker’s dozen shares of...

Feb 22nd

Oh yeah, he has a little Captain In Him.™

Feb 20th

WHY did I order the TINY flag. Damn it… STUPID!...

Feb 20th

This is what a trader looks like to the Dow… when...

Feb 19th

Look! Over there! A Unicorn!

Feb 19th

So… what are you doing after work tonight? You maybe...

Feb 18th

Working at a stock exchange is like being at an old white...

Feb 18th

This is actually a neat trick. He can stuff his head into...

Feb 18th

Here’s a photo from when Chuck accidentally hit the...

Feb 17th

Goatse? What the hell is a goatse? OH MY GOD!

Feb 14th

Mobile Trader DJ.

Feb 13th

It’s tough being surrounded by white people all day.

Feb 12th

Tom waited and waited for her call. But she just...

Feb 12th

Coming soon: SexyModelsOnTradingFloors.tumblr.com

Feb 11th

The Dow may be dropping, but take a guess at what is rising...

Feb 10th

Hey guys, it says I just got to the Missouri River and have...

Feb 10th

What is that… BBQ sauce? MMmmmmmmm.

Feb 5th

Maybe it’s just me, but I get a little nervous when I...

Feb 4th

Where is the market headed? It’s headed right into...

Feb 3rd

It’s a word puzzle! Can’t figure it out? It...

Feb 3rd

No matter how bad the economy gets, no matter how many jobs...

Feb 2nd