Sad Guys on Trading Floors

"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."

July 1
A rare photo of the exact moment that the soul leaves a trader’s body.
A rare photo of the exact moment that the soul leaves a trader’s body.
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June 25
All these high-tech bioengineering charts and graphs and Tom still could not find a solution for his baldness.
All these high-tech bioengineering charts and graphs and Tom still could not find a solution for his baldness.
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What? Yes, I realize my hair looks weird from this angle. And yes, I’m okay with that.
What? Yes, I realize my hair looks weird from this angle. And yes, I’m okay with that.
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June 23
Citibank, the Next Generation.
Citibank, the Next Generation.
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June 15
Hal is often embarrassed by his uncontrollable ability to attract monitors.
Hal is often embarrassed by his uncontrollable ability to attract monitors.
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June 11
This is how traders attract mates in the wild.
This is how traders attract mates in the wild.
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June 10
His thumb is saying, “Great job, chief.” But his face is saying, “I WILL CUT YOU.”
His thumb is saying, “Great job, chief.” But his face is saying, “I WILL CUT YOU.”
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June 8
“I’m going to clean up Wall Street,” he thought to himself.
“I’m going to clean up Wall Street,” he thought to himself.
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June 4
It truly was a room-clearing fart.
It truly was a room-clearing fart.
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As the graphic indicates, this man can fit 26.56 marshmallows into his mouth.
As the graphic indicates, this man can fit 26.56 marshmallows into his mouth.
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