Sad Guys on Trading Floors

"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."

March 10
Don’t you DARE leave me hanging here!!!

Don’t you DARE leave me hanging here!!!

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March 9
Just hear me out here. We paint ourselves blue, then just play drums on stage and not say a word. It’ll be HUGE!

Just hear me out here. We paint ourselves blue, then just play drums on stage and not say a word. It’ll be HUGE!

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March 6
MOM LOOK! I CAN TOUCH THE MONITOR THAT’S WAY UP HIGH!

MOM LOOK! I CAN TOUCH THE MONITOR THAT’S WAY UP HIGH!

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March 5
na na nana na HEY na na nana na, nana nana na HEY na na nana na

na na nana na

HEY

na na nana na, nana nana na

HEY

na na nana na

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I thought having four monitors would make me happy. *sniff* I was so wrong.

I thought having four monitors would make me happy. *sniff* I was so wrong.

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March 4
And that’s why this gentleman is known as “The Fonzi of the Trading Floor.”

And that’s why this gentleman is known as “The Fonzi of the Trading Floor.”

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March 3
What did you get for #13? Oh, B! I knew it!

What did you get for #13? Oh, B! I knew it!

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March 2
LensCrafters launches its new recession-themed ad campaign.

LensCrafters launches its new recession-themed ad campaign.

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What’s that, giant blurry letters? You want me to kill Larry? But! I can’t! No!!!!

What’s that, giant blurry letters? You want me to kill Larry? But! I can’t! No!!!!

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This is the same face I make when I look at my 401k balance.

This is the same face I make when I look at my 401k balance.

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