Sad Guys on Trading Floors

"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."

I thought having four monitors would make me happy. *sniff* I was so wrong.

I thought having four monitors would make me happy. *sniff* I was so wrong.

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And that’s why this gentleman is known as “The Fonzi of the Trading Floor.”

And that’s why this gentleman is known as “The Fonzi of the Trading Floor.”

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What did you get for #13? Oh, B! I knew it!

What did you get for #13? Oh, B! I knew it!

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LensCrafters launches its new recession-themed ad campaign.

LensCrafters launches its new recession-themed ad campaign.

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What’s that, giant blurry letters? You want me to kill Larry? But! I can’t! No!!!!

What’s that, giant blurry letters? You want me to kill Larry? But! I can’t! No!!!!

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This is the same face I make when I look at my 401k balance.

This is the same face I make when I look at my 401k balance.

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Wait… what?

Wait… what?

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It’s Ash Wednesday. The ashes in this case represent millions of dollars that have gone up in flames this year. Oh, and also the cash this dude burnt on coke.

It’s Ash Wednesday. The ashes in this case represent millions of dollars that have gone up in flames this year. Oh, and also the cash this dude burnt on coke.

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Yes, Lord Bernanke! I am doing your will, Lord Bernanke!

Yes, Lord Bernanke! I am doing your will, Lord Bernanke!

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Sure, I could make a ‘Godzirra’ joke here. But this is a classy blog and it shall remain a classy blog.

Sure, I could make a ‘Godzirra’ joke here. But this is a classy blog and it shall remain a classy blog.

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