Sad Guys on Trading Floors

"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."

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Wait… what?

Wait… what?

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It’s Ash Wednesday. The ashes in this case represent millions of dollars that have gone up in flames this year. Oh, and also the cash this dude burnt on coke.

It’s Ash Wednesday. The ashes in this case represent millions of dollars that have gone up in flames this year. Oh, and also the cash this dude burnt on coke.

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Yes, Lord Bernanke! I am doing your will, Lord Bernanke!

Yes, Lord Bernanke! I am doing your will, Lord Bernanke!

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Sure, I could make a ‘Godzirra’ joke here. But this is a classy blog and it shall remain a classy blog.

Sure, I could make a ‘Godzirra’ joke here. But this is a classy blog and it shall remain a classy blog.

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Hey Bill, what’s the name of the place that we work? I can never remember. It’s like… N.. YE-something?

Hey Bill, what’s the name of the place that we work? I can never remember. It’s like… N.. YE-something?

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I say! You there, fetch me a baker’s dozen shares of Amalgamated Steel Sundry. Post haste!

I say! You there, fetch me a baker’s dozen shares of Amalgamated Steel Sundry. Post haste!

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Oh yeah, he has a little Captain In Him.™

Oh yeah, he has a little Captain In Him.™

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WHY did I order the TINY flag. Damn it… STUPID! STUPID! What was I THINKING!

WHY did I order the TINY flag. Damn it… STUPID! STUPID! What was I THINKING!

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This is what a trader looks like to the Dow… when it’s on the floor… writhing in pain.

This is what a trader looks like to the Dow… when it’s on the floor… writhing in pain.

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Look! Over there! A Unicorn!

Look! Over there! A Unicorn!

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