"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."
Trader Recursion [Submitted by Carlos]
Create & submit your own trader thought.

Trader Recursion [Submitted by Carlos]

Create & submit your own trader thought.

What is this sad trader thinking about?
Bacon? Women’s tennis? Kittens?
Download the PSD, make some magic, then submit it.

What is this sad trader thinking about?

Bacon? Women’s tennis? Kittens?

Download the PSD, make some magic, then submit it.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

The UPS delivery man puts on a trader’s jacket and an intense expression so he fits in on the floor.

The UPS delivery man puts on a trader’s jacket and an intense expression so he fits in on the floor.

Our apologies, Gabriel. We’ll work harder to elevate this blog’s caption writing to the level that our audience so richly deserves.

Our apologies, Gabriel. We’ll work harder to elevate this blog’s caption writing to the level that our audience so richly deserves.

I love it when Charles does his De Niro impression.

I love it when Charles does his De Niro impression.

BLURMONSTER IS EATING THE MARKET

BLURMONSTER IS EATING THE MARKET

I don’t know what the hell this big blue shape is, but I can tell you one thing. I ain’t very happy about it.

I don’t know what the hell this big blue shape is, but I can tell you one thing. I ain’t very happy about it.

Jeff Goldblum stars as a brilliant scientist who uncovers an alien code hidden in market trading data. Will he and Will Smith prevent the alien destruction of the global economy? Independence Day Trader, coming this fall.

Jeff Goldblum stars as a brilliant scientist who uncovers an alien code hidden in market trading data. Will he and Will Smith prevent the alien destruction of the global economy? Independence Day Trader, coming this fall.

No! Bad market! You do that outside!

No! Bad market! You do that outside!