Sad Guys on Trading Floors

"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."
November 14
Joe waits anxiously for the shiba inu puppies to wake up from their nap and start playing again.
Joe waits anxiously for the shiba inu puppies to wake up from their nap and start playing again.
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No caption. This guy looks too freaking sad.
No caption. This guy looks too freaking sad.
November 10
“Everyone shut up, let the man concentrate! He’s about to save the Princess!”
“Everyone shut up, let the man concentrate! He’s about to save the Princess!”
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The weird part is that he’s not chewing gum. Traders just have naturally high viscosity saliva.
The weird part is that he’s not chewing gum. Traders just have naturally high viscosity saliva.
November 8
Yes Rush? Am I on air? Oh, thanks for taking my call. Listen, Rush, I’m watching TV here and it’s worse than we thought. We actually have FOUR black presidents.
Yes Rush? Am I on air? Oh, thanks for taking my call. Listen, Rush, I’m watching TV here and it’s worse than we thought. We actually have FOUR black presidents.
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Guys! Guys! Settle down! You can all make out with me. Let’s start with you, Bill.
Guys! Guys! Settle down! You can all make out with me. Let’s start with you, Bill.
November 7
BLUE 42BLUE 42HUT HUT HUTHIKE
BLUE 42
BLUE 42
HUT HUT HUT
HIKE
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Don’t let ‘em see ya cry, Marty. Don’t… let them… *sob*
Don’t let ‘em see ya cry, Marty. Don’t… let them… *sob*
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Invisible trumpet.
Invisible trumpet.
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Gather ‘round all ye traders! I shall regale you with stories ‘o the sea!
Gather ‘round all ye traders! I shall regale you with stories ‘o the sea!