Todd was trying to tell everyone about the chigger bites he got on his camping trip. Todd misspoke.
Meet Seamus, the wild Irish trader. “Buy shares in me pot ‘o gold!” he says.
John ups the ante with two phones AND a pen.
Everyone loves Gary’s “Mr. Two Phones” bit.
No, I’m not going to say it. Bill is standing right here. No! Honey, please. Ok… fine… *cough* i wuv my widdle snuffykins OK BYE NOW.
Psst, Larry, I’ve got a hot stock tip FOR YOUR MOM! OH SNAP!
Yeah, so anyway, they call it “Cinco de Mayo.” I have no idea what that means, all I know is tequila shooters are 2-for-1 at SeƱor Frogs.