Sad Guys on Trading Floors

"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."

August 21
It’s casual Friday at the New York Stock Exchange. Sometimes a guy just likes to wear jeans while he’s aiding the imminent collapse of the US economy.

It’s casual Friday at the New York Stock Exchange.

Sometimes a guy just likes to wear jeans while he’s aiding the imminent collapse of the US economy.

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August 13
[Insert “Bear Market” joke here]

[Insert “Bear Market” joke here]

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August 5

Why are guys on trading floors sad? Because someone put a dick on their back.

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August 4
The Dow rebounded today after news that Cobra Command had been defeated.

The Dow rebounded today after news that Cobra Command had been defeated.

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July 29
Ceiling Cat is watching you trade.

Ceiling Cat is watching you trade.

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July 24
Yeah! Throw your hands in the air! Wave ‘em like you just don’t give a shit about your life!

Yeah! Throw your hands in the air! Wave ‘em like you just don’t give a shit about your life!

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July 23
OMG TURN IT UP! SAVED BY THE BELL IS ON!!!1

OMG TURN IT UP! SAVED BY THE BELL IS ON!!!1

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July 20
Ben’s finger puppet show “Two Angry Rabbits” is always a trading floor favorite.

Ben’s finger puppet show “Two Angry Rabbits” is always a trading floor favorite.

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July 16
Hey kids! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea…and now has a lucrative gig trading soybean futures?

Hey kids! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea…and now has a lucrative gig trading soybean futures?

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July 15
Tradergasm.

Tradergasm.

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