Sad Guys on Trading Floors
The weird part is that he’s not chewing gum. Traders just have naturally high viscosity saliva.
Yes Rush? Am I on air? Oh, thanks for taking my call. Listen, Rush, I’m watching TV here and it’s worse than we thought. We actually have FOUR black presidents.
Guys! Guys! Settle down! You can all make out with me. Let’s start with you, Bill.
BLUE 42
BLUE 42
HUT HUT HUT
HIKE
BLUE 42
HUT HUT HUT
HIKE
Don’t let ‘em see ya cry, Marty. Don’t… let them… *sob*
Invisible trumpet.
Gather ‘round all ye traders! I shall regale you with stories ‘o the sea!


