Sad Guys on Trading Floors

"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."

Tradergasm.

Tradergasm.

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After a long day of trading commodities, it’s good to take a little break. Sneak off to a dark corner and just take a moment to feel yourself up.

After a long day of trading commodities, it’s good to take a little break. Sneak off to a dark corner and just take a moment to feel yourself up.

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Pick a caption:
1. INVISIBLE SWIMMING POOL
2. MC FROG in da hizzy. Tradin MAD stacks of CHEESE, SON!
3. The lady in the background didn’t get the memo that today was Pantsless-Dancing Monday.

Pick a caption:

1. INVISIBLE SWIMMING POOL

2. MC FROG in da hizzy. Tradin MAD stacks of CHEESE, SON!

3. The lady in the background didn’t get the memo that today was Pantsless-Dancing Monday.

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Check please!
Hahahahaha. He thinks he’s in a restaurant.

Check please!

Hahahahaha. He thinks he’s in a restaurant.

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NO! NO! BAD Market! I said UP! You go UP now!

NO! NO! BAD Market! I said UP! You go UP now!

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A rare photo of the exact moment that the soul leaves a trader’s body.

A rare photo of the exact moment that the soul leaves a trader’s body.

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All these high-tech bioengineering charts and graphs and Tom still could not find a solution for his baldness.

All these high-tech bioengineering charts and graphs and Tom still could not find a solution for his baldness.

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What? Yes, I realize my hair looks weird from this angle. And yes, I’m okay with that.

What? Yes, I realize my hair looks weird from this angle. And yes, I’m okay with that.

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Citibank, the Next Generation.

Citibank, the Next Generation.

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Hal is often embarrassed by his uncontrollable ability to attract monitors.

Hal is often embarrassed by his uncontrollable ability to attract monitors.

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