"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."
Move aside, traders. The Rocket will fix this economy thing.

Move aside, traders. The Rocket will fix this economy thing.

Things are so bad today that the Dow chart has turned into a Yankees logo. This hasn’t happened for over two years!

Things are so bad today that the Dow chart has turned into a Yankees logo. This hasn’t happened for over two years!

Hey Gary, you want to hear the new Bon Iver? Here, just take my other earbud.

Hey Gary, you want to hear the new Bon Iver? Here, just take my other earbud.

Did Obama have to interrupt The Price is Right for that speech? He couldn’t wait until after the Showcase Showdown?

Did Obama have to interrupt The Price is Right for that speech? He couldn’t wait until after the Showcase Showdown?

Why did i schedule my fantasy draft the same day as my wife’s due date?

Why did i schedule my fantasy draft the same day as my wife’s due date?

Hipster trader is trading some really underground stocks that you probably haven’t even heard of.

Hipster trader is trading some really underground stocks that you probably haven’t even heard of.

Peek-a-boo!

Peek-a-boo!

There are no girls allowed in TraderFort.

There are no girls allowed in TraderFort.

I can’t believe nobody has noticed my Jersey Shore screen yet.

I can’t believe nobody has noticed my Jersey Shore screen yet.

It’s entirely possible that Smurfs caused the latest market crash. I for one, am not surprised.

It’s entirely possible that Smurfs caused the latest market crash. I for one, am not surprised.