Sad Guys on Trading Floors

Tradergasm.

After a long day of trading commodities, it’s good to take a little break. Sneak off to a dark corner and just take a moment to feel yourself up.

Pick a caption:

1. INVISIBLE SWIMMING POOL

2. MC FROG in da hizzy. Tradin MAD stacks of CHEESE, SON!

3. The lady in the background didn’t get the memo that today was Pantsless-Dancing Monday.

Check please!

Hahahahaha. He thinks he’s in a restaurant.

NO! NO! BAD Market! I said UP! You go UP now!

A rare photo of the exact moment that the soul leaves a trader’s body.

All these high-tech bioengineering charts and graphs and Tom still could not find a solution for his baldness.

What? Yes, I realize my hair looks weird from this angle. And yes, I’m okay with that.

Citibank, the Next Generation.

Hal is often embarrassed by his uncontrollable ability to attract monitors.