Sad Guys on Trading Floors

"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."

June 11
This is how traders attract mates in the wild.

This is how traders attract mates in the wild.

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June 10
His thumb is saying, “Great job, chief.” But his face is saying, “I WILL CUT YOU.”

His thumb is saying, “Great job, chief.” But his face is saying, “I WILL CUT YOU.”

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June 8
“I’m going to clean up Wall Street,” he thought to himself.

“I’m going to clean up Wall Street,” he thought to himself.

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June 4
It truly was a room-clearing fart.

It truly was a room-clearing fart.

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As the graphic indicates, this man can fit 26.56 marshmallows into his mouth.

As the graphic indicates, this man can fit 26.56 marshmallows into his mouth.

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May 29
YES! FRIDAY! AWESOME!

YES! FRIDAY! AWESOME!

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May 26
Todd was trying to tell everyone about the chigger bites he got on his camping trip. Todd misspoke.

Todd was trying to tell everyone about the chigger bites he got on his camping trip. Todd misspoke.

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May 22
PHONES ARE COOL!

PHONES ARE COOL!

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May 21
Meet Seamus, the wild Irish trader. “Buy shares in me pot ‘o gold!” he says.

Meet Seamus, the wild Irish trader. “Buy shares in me pot ‘o gold!” he says.

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May 20
John ups the ante with two phones AND a pen.

John ups the ante with two phones AND a pen.

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