And when I go like this, it should totally sound like I’m on one of those old-timey phones. I know, right?!?
Sad Guys on Trading Floors
Every trader at the NYSE split as soon as they were reminded that it’s 4/20.
Related: Doritos shares are through the roof today.
This photo was taken as an album cover shot for the acapella group these guys formed: The Dow Tones.
Guys… GUYS! Check out my new Yankees wallpaper. Pretty sweet, right? YANKEES RULE!
“I don’t get it. All they do is post our pictures with some captions that aren’t even funny half the time, and they get nominated for a Webby?!”
“Fuck that dude, let’s help them win a People’s Voice award!”
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Gently used stock exchange, 4bdrm/3.5ba, hardwood floors throughout, located in New York’s hip and upcoming Financial District. MUST SEE!
If you’d like to know where your money went, some of it is being used to wipe this man’s sweaty forehead.
