Sad Guys on Trading Floors

"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."

And when I go like this, it should totally sound like I’m on one of those old-timey phones. I know, right?!?
And when I go like this, it should totally sound like I’m on one of those old-timey phones. I know, right?!?
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Every trader at the NYSE split as soon as they were reminded that it’s 4/20.
Related: Doritos shares are through the roof today.

Every trader at the NYSE split as soon as they were reminded that it’s 4/20.

Related: Doritos shares are through the roof today.

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This photo was taken as an album cover shot for the acapella group these guys formed: The Dow Tones.
This photo was taken as an album cover shot for the acapella group these guys formed: The Dow Tones.
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Oh shit. I forgot to file my taxes.
Oh shit. I forgot to file my taxes.
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Guys… GUYS! Check out my new Yankees wallpaper. Pretty sweet, right? YANKEES RULE!
Guys… GUYS! Check out my new Yankees wallpaper. Pretty sweet, right? YANKEES RULE!
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He clearly hates the song in this Target ad too.
He clearly hates the song in this Target ad too.
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“I don’t get it. All they do is post our pictures with some captions that aren’t even funny half the time, and they get nominated for a Webby?!”
“Fuck that dude, let’s help them win a People’s Voice award!”

“I don’t get it. All they do is post our pictures with some captions that aren’t even funny half the time, and they get nominated for a Webby?!”

“Fuck that dude, let’s help them win a People’s Voice award!”

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FOR SALE BY OWNER: Gently used stock exchange, 4bdrm/3.5ba, hardwood floors throughout, located in New York’s hip and upcoming Financial District. MUST SEE!
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Hey Gary, guess who has two thumbs and was nominated for a Webby?
Hey Gary, guess who has two thumbs and was nominated for a Webby?
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If you’d like to know where your money went, some of it is being used to wipe this man’s sweaty forehead.
If you’d like to know where your money went, some of it is being used to wipe this man’s sweaty forehead.
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