Sad Guys on Trading Floors

"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."

See that hand, son? That is a hand that has been around the block a few times. Oh the stories this hand would tell if only it could talk.

Workplace romance was strictly forbidden, but Larry and Bob could no longer hide their passion.

A tribute from @dmdlikes. Elliot Smith never sounded sadder.

What’s this email say? Free C4nadian drugs number one discount r0ck hard er3ctions all night for your wøman? Hell yes I’m interested!

No no NO. It’s up here. File. Print. Then go to Page Setup. Then … no NO… oh forget it, just give me the keyboard.

And when I go like this, it should totally sound like I’m on one of those old-timey phones. I know, right?!?

Every trader at the NYSE split as soon as they were reminded that it’s 4/20.

Related: Doritos shares are through the roof today.

This photo was taken as an album cover shot for the acapella group these guys formed: The Dow Tones.