What’s this email say? Free C4nadian drugs number one discount r0ck hard er3ctions all night for your wøman? Hell yes I’m interested!
Sad Guys on Trading Floors
No no NO. It’s up here. File. Print. Then go to Page Setup. Then … no NO… oh forget it, just give me the keyboard.
And when I go like this, it should totally sound like I’m on one of those old-timey phones. I know, right?!?
Every trader at the NYSE split as soon as they were reminded that it’s 4/20.
Related: Doritos shares are through the roof today.
This photo was taken as an album cover shot for the acapella group these guys formed: The Dow Tones.
Guys… GUYS! Check out my new Yankees wallpaper. Pretty sweet, right? YANKEES RULE!
“I don’t get it. All they do is post our pictures with some captions that aren’t even funny half the time, and they get nominated for a Webby?!”
“Fuck that dude, let’s help them win a People’s Voice award!”
