Sad Guys on Trading Floors
“I don’t get it. All they do is post our pictures with some captions that aren’t even funny half the time, and they get nominated for a Webby?!”
“Fuck that dude, let’s help them win a People’s Voice award!”
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Gently used stock exchange, 4bdrm/3.5ba, hardwood floors throughout, located in New York’s hip and upcoming Financial District. MUST SEE!
If you’d like to know where your money went, some of it is being used to wipe this man’s sweaty forehead.
I’m feeling lazy again, anyone have a caption? The best one wins back the money missing from their 401k.*
* Offer void on Earth.
I just do not get this new Facebook layout. Where the hell did my lil’ green patch go!!!

