Sad Guys on Trading Floors

He clearly hates the song in this Target ad too.

“I don’t get it. All they do is post our pictures with some captions that aren’t even funny half the time, and they get nominated for a Webby?!”

“Fuck that dude, let’s help them win a People’s Voice award!”

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Hey Gary, guess who has two thumbs and was nominated for a Webby?

If you’d like to know where your money went, some of it is being used to wipe this man’s sweaty forehead.

I’m feeling lazy again, anyone have a caption? The best one wins back the money missing from their 401k.*

* Offer void on Earth.

Why won’t he ever notice me? I even wore my special yellow tie. *sniff*

Small trader is small.

I just do not get this new Facebook layout. Where the hell did my lil’ green patch go!!!

… M C A !