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Sad Guys on Trading Floors
What’s that, giant blurry letters? You want me to kill Larry? But! I can’t! No!!!!
It’s Ash Wednesday. The ashes in this case represent millions of dollars that have gone up in flames this year. Oh, and also the cash this dude burnt on coke.
Sure, I could make a ‘Godzirra’ joke here. But this is a classy blog and it shall remain a classy blog.
Hey Bill, what’s the name of the place that we work? I can never remember. It’s like… N.. YE-something?
I say! You there, fetch me a baker’s dozen shares of Amalgamated Steel Sundry. Post haste!
