WHY did I order the TINY flag. Damn it… STUPID! STUPID! What was I THINKING!
This is what a trader looks like to the Dow… when it’s on the floor… writhing in pain.
Look! Over there! A Unicorn!
So… what are you doing after work tonight? You maybe want to… I dunno… come back to my place… maybe open some wine and… oh never mind.
Working at a stock exchange is like being at an old white guy rave EVERY DAY!
This is actually a neat trick. He can stuff his head into his body just like a turtle! It’s the trader’s only natural defense against predators.
Here’s a photo from when Chuck accidentally hit the “destroy the economy” button with his elbow. Silly Chuck.
Goatse? What the hell is a goatse? OH MY GOD!
It’s tough being surrounded by white people all day.