Sad Guys on Trading Floors

"Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes."

February 20
WHY did I order the TINY flag. Damn it… STUPID! STUPID! What was I THINKING!
WHY did I order the TINY flag. Damn it… STUPID! STUPID! What was I THINKING!
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February 19
This is what a trader looks like to the Dow… when it’s on the floor… writhing in pain.
This is what a trader looks like to the Dow… when it’s on the floor… writhing in pain.
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Look! Over there! A Unicorn!
Look! Over there! A Unicorn!
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February 18
So… what are you doing after work tonight? You maybe want to… I dunno… come back to my place… maybe open some wine and… oh never mind.
So… what are you doing after work tonight? You maybe want to… I dunno… come back to my place… maybe open some wine and… oh never mind.
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Working at a stock exchange is like being at an old white guy rave EVERY DAY!
Working at a stock exchange is like being at an old white guy rave EVERY DAY!
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This is actually a neat trick. He can stuff his head into his body just like a turtle! It’s the trader’s only natural defense against predators.
This is actually a neat trick. He can stuff his head into his body just like a turtle! It’s the trader’s only natural defense against predators.
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February 17
Here’s a photo from when Chuck accidentally hit the “destroy the economy” button with his elbow. Silly Chuck.
Here’s a photo from when Chuck accidentally hit the “destroy the economy” button with his elbow. Silly Chuck.
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February 14
Goatse? What the hell is a goatse? OH MY GOD!
Goatse? What the hell is a goatse? OH MY GOD!
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February 13
Mobile Trader DJ.
Mobile Trader DJ.
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February 12
It’s tough being surrounded by white people all day.
It’s tough being surrounded by white people all day.
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