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</description><title>Sad Guys on Trading Floors</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @sadguysontradingfloors)</generator><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>NO! NO! BAD Market! I said UP! You go UP now!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUpkz2k1fGeHEsA0Wo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;NO! NO! BAD Market! I said UP! You go UP now!</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/136510163</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/136510163</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:49:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A rare photo of the exact moment that the soul leaves a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUpefqxbs1gmBvN8go1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A rare photo of the exact moment that the soul leaves a trader’s body.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/133888042</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/133888042</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:02:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>All these high-tech bioengineering charts and graphs and Tom...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUp4iunwrbvtZywaoo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;All these high-tech bioengineering charts and graphs and Tom still could not find a solution for his baldness.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/129782474</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/129782474</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:31:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What? Yes, I realize my hair looks weird from this angle. And...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUp4ip3aphnjNDXi3o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What? Yes, I realize my hair looks weird from this angle. And yes, I’m okay with that.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/129780477</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/129780477</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:27:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Citibank, the Next Generation.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUp2dg3qaxKaMPGhlo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Citibank, the Next Generation.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/128804084</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/128804084</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 12:24:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hal is often embarrassed by his uncontrollable ability to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUorkmujgUyarlvpio1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Hal is often embarrassed by his uncontrollable ability to attract monitors.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/124332699</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/124332699</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:00:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This is how traders attract mates in the wild.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUolal2twElJ3oBSwo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is how traders attract mates in the wild.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/121865260</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/121865260</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:32:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>His thumb is saying, “Great job, chief.” But his...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUojqpojxBZxRhNyho1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;His thumb is saying, “Great job, chief.” But his face is saying, “I WILL CUT YOU.”</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/121206847</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/121206847</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:28:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“I’m going to clean up Wall Street,” he...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUogt13w4rfJLVozyo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“I’m going to clean up Wall Street,” he thought to himself.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/119950186</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/119950186</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 10:09:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It truly was a room-clearing fart.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUobjh5cnm6qDOiHQo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It truly was a room-clearing fart.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/118090961</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/118090961</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:43:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>As the graphic indicates, this man can fit 26.56 marshmallows...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUob5e1luPInZhRa5o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;As the graphic indicates, this man can fit 26.56 marshmallows into his mouth.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/117928254</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/117928254</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:09:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>YES! FRIDAY! AWESOME!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUo2hdwpe3nqF9yAho1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;YES! FRIDAY! AWESOME!</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/114827773</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/114827773</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 09:35:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Todd was trying to tell everyone about the chigger bites he got...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUnylqi7nKtvRkB9lo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Todd was trying to tell everyone about the &lt;i&gt;chigger&lt;/i&gt; bites he got on his camping trip. Todd misspoke.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/113392372</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/113392372</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 16:25:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>PHONES ARE COOL!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUnszggs4XPIJKHkIo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;PHONES ARE COOL!</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/111623858</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/111623858</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 18:03:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Meet Seamus, the wild Irish trader. “Buy shares in me pot...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUnr2g0stfSEXyA4To1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Meet Seamus, the wild Irish trader. “Buy shares in me pot ‘o gold!” he says.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/110973155</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/110973155</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 09:51:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>John ups the ante with two phones AND a pen.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUnq4lzaa1bAsRa1Go1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;John ups the ante with two phones AND a pen.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/110660882</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/110660882</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 18:04:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Everyone loves Gary’s “Mr. Two Phones” bit.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUnpndtu0TzMUo9hbo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Everyone loves Gary’s “Mr. Two Phones” bit.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/110483425</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/110483425</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 10:02:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh yes, Ceiling Cat, I see you there.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUnhat4wnkf8mnBX6o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh yes, &lt;a href="http://www.ceilingcat.com/"&gt;Ceiling Cat&lt;/a&gt;, I see you there.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/107780355</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/107780355</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 13:47:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>No, I’m not going to say it. Bill is standing right here....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUne943f1Opzu4xAoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;No, I’m not going to say it. Bill is standing right here. No! Honey, please. Ok… fine… *cough* i wuv my widdle snuffykins OK BYE NOW.</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/106748917</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/106748917</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 10:37:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Psst, Larry, I’ve got a hot stock tip FOR YOUR MOM! OH...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUn5nbilxqKJy9W5ho1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Psst, Larry, I’ve got a hot stock tip FOR YOUR MOM! OH SNAP!</description><link>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/104166280</link><guid>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/104166280</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 10:04:53 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
