“Turning the economic crisis into one of those clever internet memes.” Sad Guys on Trading FloorsTumblr (3.0; @sadguysontradingfloors)http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/I don’t know guys, what do you think? A poop joke? Too...<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kswwd9T2xK1qzr23qo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t know guys, what do you think? A poop joke? Too easy? I mean, it really does look like he’s pooping. Everyone loves a good poop joke, right? Am I over thinking this? Ok, we’ll just go with the poop joke.</p> <p>*deep breath*</p> <p>HEY LOOK! I’M A SAD GUYS POOPING ON TRADING FLOORS DOT TUMBLR DOT COM!</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/239461808http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/239461808Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:15:09 -0500It SadGuysOnTradingFloors Kids Edition! Hey kids, find Waldo and...<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksa54fjYW71qzr23qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>It SadGuysOnTradingFloors Kids Edition!</b></p> <p>Hey kids, find Waldo and your parents get to keep their 401k’s!</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/226955401http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/226955401Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:19:27 -0400So I says to him, “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!”...<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks4kw68jiK1qzr23qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So I says to him, “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!” and I threw those papers all over the floor back there and he’s all “YOU PICK THAT UP” and I was all “DO IT YOURSELF, BITCH!”</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/223840970http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/223840970Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:14:29 -0400Thinking… Thinking… Thinking… Nope, I...<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krz6o01jo21qzr23qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thinking…</p> <p>Thinking…</p> <p>Thinking…</p> <p>Nope, I can’t think of one person more handsome than me.</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/221026605http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/221026605Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:19:11 -0400Trader Cat will devour your soul.<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krroxvwMVL1qzr23qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Trader Cat will devour your soul.</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/217216015http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/217216015Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:13:07 -0400Look! Up there! It’s Balloon Boy!<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krkql1BYH41qzr23qo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look! Up there! It’s Balloon Boy!</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/214044970http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/214044970Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:05:24 -0400I will not do jello shots again.I will not do jello shots...<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krbmdeNOu71qzr23qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I will not do jello shots again.<br/>I will not do jello shots again.<br/>I will not do jello shots again.<br/>Ow ow ow ow ow.</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/209588158http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/209588158Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:56:00 -0400Hey Guys!! Twitter is down! So I’m just going to shout my...<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr7jjzrwKi1qzr23qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey Guys!! Twitter is down! So I’m just going to shout my updates at you!</p> <p>I’m at work! Trading! L-O-L</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/207701771http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/207701771Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:04:47 -0400Just one of many lines that have gone up this trader’s...<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr3i498FmL1qzr23qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just one of many lines that have gone up this trader’s nose.</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/205866360http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/205866360Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:43:20 -0400This is also his eHarmony profile pic.<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqc7tgjZVT1qzr23qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is also his eHarmony profile pic.</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/193570715http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/193570715Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:05:40 -0400THIS IS WHERE MY TEEFS LIVE!<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq0njfvNGA1qzr23qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>THIS IS WHERE MY TEEFS LIVE!</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/188548341http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/188548341Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:14:03 -0400It’s casual Friday at the New York Stock...<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koqq8oqLx31qzr23qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s casual Friday at the New York Stock Exchange.</p> <p>Sometimes a guy just likes to wear jeans while he’s aiding the imminent collapse of the US economy.</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/168342070http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/168342070Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:02:48 -0400[Insert “Bear Market” joke here]<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUr33tded4nZeOGBCo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>[Insert “Bear Market” joke here]</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/162050935http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/162050935Thu, 13 Aug 2009 10:02:10 -0400Why are guys on trading floors sad? Because someone put a dick...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yTSUCSPseLU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yTSUCSPseLU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Why are guys on trading floors sad? Because <i>someone</i> put a dick on their back.</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/156685923http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/156685923Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:15:51 -0400The Dow rebounded today after news that Cobra Command had been...<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUqqo1a2tZJZGzkzYo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Dow rebounded today after news that Cobra Command had been defeated.</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/155876262http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/155876262Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:07:00 -0400Ceiling Cat is watching you trade.<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUqhpkqzaAyfPt4Vjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ceiling Cat is watching you trade.</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/151599513http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/151599513Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:40:24 -0400Yeah! Throw your hands in the air! Wave ‘em like you just...<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUqamdh9lokiXmm0io1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yeah! Throw your hands in the air! Wave ‘em like you just don’t give a shit about your life!</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/148296410http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/148296410Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:36:22 -0400OMG TURN IT UP! SAVED BY THE BELL IS ON!!!1<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUq9iqtrzVm5LaWSzo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OMG TURN IT UP! SAVED BY THE BELL IS ON!!!1</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/147771348http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/147771348Thu, 23 Jul 2009 17:07:00 -0400Ben’s finger puppet show “Two Angry Rabbits”...<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUq4zwtemLzSZwTRmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ben’s finger puppet show “Two Angry Rabbits” is always a trading floor favorite.</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/145455891http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/145455891Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:08:42 -0400Hey kids! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea…and now...<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/bLjlTcuJUpz0rs9sFIM14Po9o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey kids! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea…and now has a lucrative gig trading soybean futures?</p>http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/142768031http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com/post/142768031Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:46:10 -0400