Sad Guys on Trading Floors

[Sad Guys on Trading Floors]

I, for one, welcome our new Reddit financial overlords.

[Sad Guys on Trading Floors]

-_-

[Sad Guys on Trading Floors]

Please stop touching your face, even if it’s to express the profound loss and unending terror you feel inside.

[Sad Guys on Trading Floors]

EEEE-VEN FLOOOOOOWWWW

[Sad Guys on Trading Floors]

Wanna hear a joke?

Why is the stock market like sex?

I should have pulled out way earlier.

[Sad Guys on Trading Floors]

Awww yeah! Check out this sweet logo I just made!

[Sad Guys on Trading Floors]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Sad Guys on Trading Floors]

Meanwhile, in China…

[Sad Guys on Trading Floors]

He’s not reacting to the crash, he just finally watched the final episode of Breaking Bad.

[Sad Guys on Trading Floors]

This dude is all of us right now.